When adding Mega Clean as well, this adds to that dilution, and if the test checks for over-dilution (many if not most tests do) it’s very likely the sample will be seen as invalid. Continue to sip until test so you can urinate readily and keep toxins bound. please don’t try im sure it wouldn’t work out here nut the water will ur just masking the drug, I’m a very chronic smoker. Over the next few days I will consume water and exercise and see how this affects my tests. But yeah trying again tomorrow since those test were for low paying jobs, need something that pays the bills. I’ve heard that there is no drug test on the day of orientation, however I am fairly certain there will be one very soon. I’m very upset, again I would never put false information out there and I’m also 7 days sober from weed. Would this method help at all given my situation? This has passed me thru p.o., drug classes, jobs..actually taking one tomorrow so I’ll let ya know how it goes.. A few hours later I got an e-mail saying “Welcome to the company”!!! Each medicine impacts appetite differently. Colon Cleanse Detox Formula - Natural Bowel Cleanser Pills for Intestinal Bloating 7.7 7.2 7.8 9: Colon Detox and Cleanse - 15 Day Quick Cleanser - Supports Weight Loss* 7.5 7.0 Supports detox program: 1. How one wants to live their lives though should be their own decision imo (within reasonable boundaries of course, many serious and violent crimes would fall outside these boundaries). I didn’t get called for over a year. one thing led to another and i came across this method. But wasn’t sure if just this one box was the right amount? The insurance test I was still in good shape (6′-1″ 190 been that way since high school, just softer now) but not nearly as physically active but smoked once a week. In general though, a faint line is a pass yes, but read the instructions on the specific test to know how to interpret that test correctly. Any of all answers to question is appreciated. Not that I know of, and I don’t think it always does that, since as when making jam and jelly with the Certo, it can take some time for it to thicken, and still that’s not necessarily what you want when you’re going to drink it anyways. I have used qcarbo32 (a bottle with 5 pills) a few times and each time I didn’t have to test at all (oh man were those some horrible moments struggling to find a bathroom while enroute to probation!). That’s funny as hell bro…. Please don’t ignore. Here’s my experience… I drank a glass full of water with the gelatin mixed in. I hope it helps… Thanks. Although I can’t support trying to cheat lawfully administered tests, I’ll agree that it’s always a good idea before any test to use a home test kit first to get an idea of where you’re at. I did no such thing. FYI….many employers consider a dilute specimen a fail (especially on pre-employment) and will not allow a re-test. Yeah I agree, dilution is the main part of this, and as with all things that are to be taken on the same day (detox drinks included) it has very little with detox to do, and more with different ways of masking and diluting. At the clinic while I was going I gave them a midstream sample, had a light yellow color to it. Negative dilute is a pass for me. I swear by the golden seal root but have passed with certo and bleach also. Certo is the … So they did the certo after they ate supper, then again when they woke up the next morning. Many antidepressants are weight-positive (cause weight gain), some are weight-neutral, and at least one is weight-negative (cause weight loss). At 4:55, I could tell that the test line was starting to fade…..my urine maintained the yellow tint. It does help, but it does not always work! Hi Daniel. I was not told what day they will be taking me but im going to assume its gona be someday this week. Anyway, my test is in about a week. mans weiner in your ass. I’m not sure if it was because of the certo, but the next 3 self tests including that one had the dark control line, but the test line was dark too! Damn bro I have not laughed that hard for a while… Maybe you should stop drinking ammonia silly wabbit…. 13. But if one is set on it so be it. i did a test run on this 2 days ago, it came out negative(I smoked 4 blunts the night before) I hope I get the same results tomorrow! There have been several times I’ve stopped smoking for a month or more. 830am-9am I sipped on a small coffee which I continued to sip on into my appointment, to help make sure I’d have some Pee ready to come out for the test. And the see if you’re negative. Sheila I love your story.. that is rad that the cards were in your favor, with regards to the woman that ran the family owned trucking company’s 2nd hub. It’s definitely a lot cheaper though than real detox product, there’s no denying of that. Ok so I have not smoked since Oct 25, I was about a 3-4 blunts a day type smoker for awhile. This combined with 2-3 gallons of water should be okay, I’ll just be sure to take the B-vitamins beforehand! You test is done already by now, hope it went well. So today, we’re going to take a closer look at the various medications and pills out there, and give you an honest-to-goodness summary on what works, what doesn’t, and why. It does make the juice thicker, but certainly not jelly or jam thick and doesn’t affect the taste at all. Also, will it work if i give it only 1 1/2 hours? To best cleanse with magnesium citrate, there are certain drugs and foods you should avoid to limit any complications during the colon cleanse 1 2. The taste is extremely sour. So.. How does the certo drug test method work? What do you think? I promise you it will sure beat a horny The nice thing about WI and snow I suppose.. Here’s a description of it http://www.justifacts.com/ecup-rapid-drug-testing/. I’ve got to pee for real at 7 in the morning I know they use the 5 panel quickly test because that’s what I failed last month. You may have passed with or without it, you won’t know. When you say mix one packet in your gatorade , do you mean one pouch or both pouches that come in the one box??? (Test is in 6 days) they’re also going to continue the detox up until the test. MAKE SURE YOU TAKE VITAMINS. Another option would be to check yourself with a cheap home test kit, if clean on that one, a small detox drink should do as a safety net to pass. 9 panel nom dot urine test. (for fucks sakes, stop saying “void”, it’s annoying as hell) OK all of the water drinking is bull…I had to test this morning for probation .I quit smoking a week ago after smoking loud multiple times a day every day… I drank one bottle of Gatorade with one pack of certo last night and a half a cup of water then got up and drank the other Gatorade and certo at 7:15 this morning peed three or four times last night and only a tad bit of pee before I left for my 8:00 test….this was my first time trying the certo and I passed!!! Interesting results. Thanks for sharing Jahman, interesting read. I will take a pkg tonight and one at 7 am tomorrow…. Researcher’s review of Mag07 – the aerobic, oxygen cleanse made with ozonated magnesium. First, this is what you need: Now once you’ve got what you need, here’s how to use it before your drug test: I’ll repeat though, that this is not the way I’d go about beating my urine drug test personally. Its over where the aspirin, and pregnancy test kits are at. I was trying to help people so they dont get themselves into trouble and clearly you do not care. That’s another dead give away that you’ve attempted to dilute your test. Which is better to color your pee B2 or B12 and do you recommend taking a high dose asprin before the test or no? Very chronic smoker. They just wanted to try the sure jell out prior to the test. Haven’t tried aspirin myself, I know some people like taking it before but I think it’s negligable, won’t hurt but won’t really help either. Stop smoking at least 1 week prior to ensure clean urine. Laxatives also deprive the body of a lot of nutrients which leave with the loose stools, and that can prevent the body’s detox processes from working optimally if it isn’t replinished. Not all weight loss pills and supplements are created equal. Since then I’ve taken 1 or 2 pinch hits every few weeks. With that amount of water though, it’s very likely to be over-diluted, and one will have to hope that isn’t tested for. Detox Fasting Fish Oils Food Inflation Frankenfoods Golden Rice Greenwashing Herbs Home Gardening Ingredients Longevity Organic Farming Organics Phytonutrients Raw Food Raw Milk Seeds Spices … just a couple grains of instant coffee in a seran wrap ball, heated up, starped to nuts nd busted in cup. In the case you were already clean enough to pass, doing both of these would do more harm than good in risking an invalid sample. If you have very little time and you know synthetic urine may be risky due to the supervision, this may however be one of your better options. Proceeded to sip on more Gatorade between 8am-830am. My question is if the thc exits through the back door and the theory of the surejel is that it forces thc to the colon….why can’t one just take a laxitive prior to detox would this work after say two or three days for complete or mostly detoxing the system. But last visit, my positive thc result posed an issue. Then he told me I was done for now, and I never got hired to say the least…Trial and error is all part of the game rabbit, nobody can blame nobody for them failing but themselves… You live and learn, with time you get wiser, more mature, who knows might even give up smoking in the future…. i experimented with at home tests with this method before trying it on the designated day. Got off on time and went to dollar general wasted almost 20-30 mins because they don’t sell sure gel. My technique: Antidepressants are broken down into categories: selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs), serotonin and norepinephrine reuptake inhibitors (SNRIs), tricyclic antidepressants, monoamine oxidase inhibitors (MAO inhibitors), and others. I was told not to flush the toilet or run the sink. She had 3 hrs until her test. 10am, start 16oz h2o You will probably still pass if you didn’t smoke a blunt on the way home Sure a laxative might be a little helpful, but it’s just one part of regular detox. I can’t stalk any longer and need to take the test by latest in one day (making it 3wks and 3days). So I can’t say for sure that this method works, but I’m pretty sure it helped me out!! But when its spring on you and you need an emergency cleanse… it works. I’ve used this method in the past and I’ve passed all of my drug tests. I heard niacin Works to detox my body, that’s why I was going to take that today. So nothing, or better yet a decent detox drink that doesn’t dilute as much and has preventative ingredients for over-dilution. But certo is cheap enough, and amazon home tests are less than $1 a piece, so little is stopping you from actually downing a certo as you would on test day and then test yourself as you would with the real test. I then stopped all smoking for 3 weeks. Will there be a higher chance in passing? I chugged it and actually ended up throwing up from drinking it too quickly. Hi Sophie, Synthetic urine is another way. Would a $20 test from a place like Walgreens be a better test to take or are they about the same accuracy wise? I havent smoked for somewhere between 30 and 40 days. I tested myself soon as I received it, around 3pm Friday. From what I can tell from researching certo/sure Jell for drug tests, it does seem to be at least equally reliable to just drinking a same-day detox drink before your urine test (which you know by now isn’t too reliable if you’ve read my guide to detoxing from THC). It then depends on how low the cut-off limit is for detection of Xanax. So you can see, not a huge consumer, but definitely enough to come up positive and prevent me from getting hired. Gave here the Certo run down and she passed and got the job. Thanks for sharing. Thats why the certo thing has NOTHING to do with fiber, properties of thc or any of that. Your go-to for Pharmacy, Health & Wellness and Photo products. and i will drinking cranberry juice tommorow as well and if i try this on test day mean after tommorow. They only work for a few hours. Please reply asap. It was one of those Etests, which keeps a fail on your record, so I really didn’t want to fail. And as always you run the risk of the sample being too diluted to pass, but this is still much better than failing and usually buys you some more time. In a way yes. A box comes with 2 packs. Stayed clean for 5 days prior.. I refilled the 32oz bottle two different time with water and drank it. If you’re right on the edge of the limit, than this certo method can definitely help you pass it. healthy & I didn’t shit my pants on test day, so that’s a bonus). I had two twin buddies, they smoked every day and more than one joint each and every day. My frank guess would be that you wouldn’t pass this way, but the possibility that you will definitely is there still with the Certo, so unless you’re going with synthetic urine, obviously still use the Certo and hope for the best. To conclude, what makes fruit pectin effective before a drug test is that it temporarily “forces” THC to leave your body through your poop instead of your urine. Either way thanks for sharing. i also explained why putting bleach into urine will get you into a lot of trouble and you deleted it. Either way thanks for sharing your experience/opinion. I drink nothing but water anyway, so my pee is light, but I know they never buy that “excuse”, although it’s true. I am going to try the certo method today and see how it works but I need more of a reliable method to pass is there any other things I can do to pass? Use a home test kit to find out with more certainty. (Which doesn’t usually drug test. Many water soluble drugs are out of the system in just a few days no matter how much you use, while THC can remain for months in heavy smokers, so not that relevant for most readers, but certainly to some, On the Gatorade part does it have to be lemon lime or can it be any flavor. Sophie, forgot to mention I did pee probly 5 or 6 times before the test and I used the mid-stream method. Just wanted to give some people hope that this method will work, but it seems for THC ONLY. Been clean for about nine days now. Being as I had extra, I drank one earlier in the day and made sure to “relieve myself” early and as a second precaution, drank the second pack a few hours before the test. I’m 5’6 250lbs and failed an at home test on day 44. Refill prescriptions online, order items for delivery or store pickup, and create Photo Gifts. As for dog poop – true, it is a natural byproduct and doesn’t have much use outside emergency fertilzer – but then again, there’s no science saying dog poop is good for you, but there IS science saying cannabis is (1) not as harmful in itself as it has been made out to be and (2) is most certainly beneficial for a number of ailments. Drank plenty or water leading up and took a few 500mg niacins a day. Since I don’t really use the Certo method personally I’m hesitant to advice people to stick to that one. But I’m fairly certain any sports drink similar to Gatorade would do just fine, mainly Gatorade lemon in specific is used because it has the right color to mask that you’re using certo in public. Not sure how similar/different it is to the Certo fruit pectin, but if it’s very similar, then probably. Last smoked saterdaynight about 4 or 5 good tolks and three other times in the last month about the same and about a week apart. So it would be exactly 7 days since I last smoked and like I said haven’t smoked in months prior. before ($10 bottle of 60). (I purchased the certo and Gatorade from Walmart when I was frantically worried about the test). Not sure if it’s relevant but I took 4 asprin around 7:30am. My only pRoblem is i cant exactly during Gatorade and a gallon of water right in front of my boss. The other obvious way is of course to actually detox properly and abstain, although this can take some time and I for some reason felt like that wasn’t mainly what you were looking for. Wish me luck…..wonder what my chances are. Certo or a same-day detox drink can definitely be a good idea. Drink it! Best luck too all. Certo has helped a lot of people but also fooled a lot of people who trusted it and failed, so to me it’s a hit and miss. session of mid to high grade. Also, I peed in the cup near the end of my stream, not at the beginning when the levy broke. So as long as you don’t smoke again before a re-test, any Toxin Rid course will have had its full effect no matter when you test, be it the day after finishing or 2 weeks after. The following FDA-approved medications suppress appetite: Liraglutide (Saxenda™), Naltrexone-Bupropion (Contrave™), Phentermine-Topiramate (Qysmia™), as well as these stimulants: benzphetamine (Didrex™), diethylpropion (Tenuate™), phentermine (Adiphex-P™, ProFast™), and phendimetrazine. Just waiting on my results. I am on suboxone and do smoke weed. will process faster when warm and tasted just like normal… If it is cold it will speed Lol. The morning of my test (about 5 hours before the test) i drank a large coffee, a tall cup with 5 day cleanse and clean, a cup of water, then about 2.5 hours before my test i drank the certo / blue powerade mixture with 6 B12 pills. I smoke about 2-4 times a day but cut down recently to about twice a day I really need to pass and will spend and do what ever I need to too pass this test!! Well I had to test at 46 days of not smoking I used the Certo with a 32 oz Gatorade and drank like 4 more bottles of water . I’m freaking out I won’t pass and even though I’m 30 the thought of having to tell my parents I didn’t get the job because I didn’t pass a drug test is terrifying!! So I settled for the thc drug test specifically to test whether the certo method CERTainly works with thc. It is that part of your body that processes foods that are not digested in your small intestine. Thats what I do. Im female, 5’3 and about 120 lbs. Not to say that Certo doesn’t work, just that it should be taken with a grain of salt and that because of the dilution Certo causes, there is a considerable risk of your test proving to be too diluted to be accepted as valid. I’m just nervous. I have smoked a good amount 26 days ago and a small amount 10 days ago. I’m 23 years old, 5ft 7in and 140lbs. Not only did I have to take off my jacket and empty out all of my pockets (leaving all contents in the room) but I had to wash my hands with soap and water before being led to the bathroom. And still, not all THC is in the faeces, much of it is in your system in the blood and stored up in fat cells, being released slowly over time, and a laxative wouldn’t be able to deal with that very well. Lorcaserin is an oral medication that makes you feel full sooner by acting on serotonin, a neurotransmitter, in a part of the brain that controls appetite. Other than that, if you’re fine with just smoking a little like once a week, right after your test, and then putting some effort in to detox, that would probably be consistent too. Hi Sophie great site Everything you said about what works for some and not for others is totally true Everybody’s body is different I first heard about the serto method form a truck driver Back in 2002 I tried it for a Piss test for a P.O. I ordered some toxin rid but forgot the one day shipping so it wasn’t gonna come in time. Switched to lots of red meat Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday including high fat content brisket Tuesday night as suggested online. Even 6 months in very extreme cases. Other than that all I see is you criticizing everybody’s posts, talking about this don’t work, that don’t work…. As with the author of this site, it may not work every time, but it worked like a charm for me. I’m going to do the certo tomrw morning at 5 because my lab test is at 8. Not using the certo would mean only drinking lots of water as a detox, which isn’t that effective on it’s own I’d say, due to THC being fat-soluble rather than water-soluble. Then fill the bottle again and shake to get the residue. You never know, but it certainly does help. This is to make sure I can answer them in a timely manner. That night 1/14/16, I ordered the at home drug tests and some Qtabs (3packs). from your test. I’ve spent hrs researching blogs upon blogs and so many comments until finding this one. I have court tomorrow. And not all THC/metabolites leaves through the back door, or there wouldn’t be any to be found in the urine, although it’s true most of it is detoxed that way. I’m a guy 6’3 175 with little to no body fat. It literally turns your body into a fat burning machine, allowing you to burn calories even while you rest. I passed my last one, and am a pretty frequent smoker. EGCG when combined with caffeine and other ingredients naturally found in Green Tea has been shown to boost metabolism, as well as increase the effects of specific hormones that trigger the breakdown of fat cells for fuel. 46 days clean + diluting with the Certo method would still give you pretty good odds of passing imo, but do update with how it went! Desipramine, Nortriptyline, and Protriptyline have variable effects on weight. 9:35 had 2 good red little lines… Im cash strapped so I did it the Po-boy way. But I wasn’t worried if it didn’t show up because it’s taken as needed). Great news. Is that right cause “the stuff” and certo are the only things that have made the negative line even show up. They are not regulated by the FDA and do not have proper studies to confirm their safety and effectiveness. So is the sure-jell still going to work? I think you should be fine passing a blood drug test by now without any products at all tbh. Drank half of that and had to stop because I drank so much I had to vomit. How you been. This is pretty misleading and might lead some unlucky people to fail theirs, as many have. Do you think certo would work since I have been clean for so long? What’s chances for instant vs lab test? My test was supposed to be on Monday, but we had a really bad snow storm so I had to reschedule until Tuesday. I was worried it might be too diluted, but I figured/hoped that I would be retested like a week later or so, thus having a much better chance of passing. Would it hurt me? I took another person’s urine in a condom kept it close to my thigh and all, but when I came out the room the dude looked at the temperature thing on the bottle and stuck a thermometer in my mouth after, cause the urine was not warm enough I guess…. Hi Joe, the Certo method does come with its own risks which is why I don’t use it myself. I live in the bay area of California and recently obtained a medical marijuana card thinking it was legal to smoke medicinal marijuana. The reason it is cited as a weight loss aid however, is one of these in particular called epigallocatechin gallate, epigallocatechin-3-gallate, or simply EGCG. I have smoked every day for about 6 years..quite a bit. And do you think I have a good chance of passing? I agree with this, the Certo method will always come with a certain risk and there are definitely better ways. i never changed my day to day life meaning i did not change my exercise routine (that being exercise like 5 out of those 17-21 days) nor did i change sleep, eating, or take any detoxs. Will this method clean my medications out of my system as well? Thanks. 1 line means negative and 2 means positive , the 2ND line under thc was almost becoming visible but it wasn’t as visible compared to the other drugs that we’re detected as well like cocaine , Meth , etc. Would the two methods interfere with one another, perhaps by leading to the drink’s vitamins and nutrients being excreted with the bile out of the colon? I probably smoked 10-12 times at least in the previous 2 months. When you post a comment you will notice it says it is waiting for approval. For blood drug tests it’s even more tempting (once you understand how it actually works) simply because there are few options available in the form of same day detox drinks that help pass blood tests. But I will not be risking anything in the future. By the time I took the UA at 3:45p I had to piss like a racehorse. Rise in air pollution, sick consuming routines and unavoidable tension, often requires a toll on your… So is there any other method besides drinking a gallon of water? I will update here over the next 2 weeks with as many details as I can. Would it improve your chances if you did it the few days leading up to your test. Background: I’m 5’10” 240lbs. Drink 32 oz of fluid with two or three spoons of metamucil or a pack of Certo. Good Luck. and I consume 5-6 16 oz bottles of water daily. I have a pre-employment test on Tues which would be day 52. Yes and no. I am 5″ 6 and weigh 175… I believe that those who are drinking all of this water may be flushing out the certo..although thats just my opinion..And do not believe that THC is out of your system after quitting for three weeks as when I had to take drug classes last year I was tested weekly after 30 days the THC was still in my system and I protested like hell because I knew I had been clean for over a month my counselor told me to calm down that sometimes it could take up to 90 days for your system to completely rid your body of the THC and she did not lie..at day 78 I was told I was finally clean..of course then I weighed 210 but still the 30 days is bs…..and all the water is bs I also took two b12 pills with each bottle of Gatorade and certo, I was very skeptical and very scared waiting for my p o after the test because I would have went to jail right then and there and he hollers through the window alright Walker ur clear you can go…praise God and certo.. Needless to say I won’t be taking that chance again because I have too many responsibilities at home I can wait till I’m off Probation to start back smoking as much as I love it I love my freedom more..but for those of you that don’t want to quit the certo definitely works just don’t kill it with all the water and I only paid like $6 for the certo 2 lemon lime Gatorade’s and the b12 at dollar general much better price than the toxin rid or whatever its called!!! so for me it worked and anyone with similar attributes or situations can take this to be credible. On day 17 I tried the gelatin (package of Knox unflavored) experiment. Second time around urine was perfect color but failed.
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